I have to get my prescriptions refilled

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A man finally gets 2 weeks of vacation because he worked his ass off at his job. He goes to a tropical island, then realizes he’s out of his pills and screams like a baby, "I HAVE TO GET MY PRESCRIPTIONS REFILLED!"
My boss gave me 2 weeks off. I went to Bali. I had no Zoloft. I cried in a tiki bar.
I got 2 weeks of vacation. I went to Maui. I had no Adderall. I screamed at a surfer.
I was on vacation. I had no pills. I screamed at a coconut.
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Stoner or pill-popping code for when someone is running low on drugs and needs more, fast, or they’ll cry, scream, or do something embarrassing.
I ran out of Xanax. I cried in a grocery store. I had to get my prescriptions refilled.
I had no pills. I screamed in a parking lot. I had to get my prescriptions refilled.
I was high. I ran out of pills. I cried in a gas station. I had to get my prescriptions refilled.
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