Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I’m about to drop a bomb that will make your brain explode and your mom’s face go red.

You ain’t ready for what I’m about to say.

This is going to be the worst moment of your life.

2

I’ve got a story so crazy it’ll make your dog start barking at the ceiling.

You’re gonna laugh so hard you’ll wake up your brother.

This is the kind of story that gets you kicked out of the school.

3

I’ve got something to say that will make your face look like a melted snow cone.

You’re gonna regret not wearing a helmet.

This is going to be the most embarrassing moment of your life.