I have Shabnam

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A fancy way of saying I got something that will make you wish you were dead.
I have Shabnam, and you're gonna regret ever crossing me.
I have Shabnam, and your mom’s gonna know what you did.
I have Shabnam, and your dog just turned on you.
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Like saying I got something that will turn your brain to mush and your body to a punchbag.
I have Shabnam, and your lunch is now a memory.
I have Shabnam, and your teacher just called the cops.
I have Shabnam, and your pants are now evidence.
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A lie you tell to make yourself feel like a king when you’re really just a mess.
I have Shabnam, and your dad’s gonna know what you did.
I have Shabnam, and your math test is now a joke.
I have Shabnam, and your mom just got a text from the hospital.
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