i have reached maximum boredom

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You’ve turned into a couch potato that also hates its own life.

I’ve reached maximum boredom. My brain is now a zombie.

I’ve reached maximum boredom. I’m gonna die from this.

I’ve reached maximum boredom. My cat is laughing at me.

You’re so bored you could murder a clock and still be bored.

I’ve reached maximum boredom. I just stared at the ceiling for 10 hours.

I’ve reached maximum boredom. I counted my breaths and got bored of that.

I’ve reached maximum boredom. I even got bored of my own thoughts.

You’re so bored you’ve forgotten how to be excited.

I’ve reached maximum boredom. I can’t even feel my excitement anymore.

I’ve reached maximum boredom. I’ve been sitting here since breakfast.

I’ve reached maximum boredom. My excitement is now a ghost.