I have Prime

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The fake reason you tell yourself you need a monthly membership so you can keep buying junk you don't want.

I have Prime so I have to buy this random toaster. It's a vibe.

I have Prime. That means I have to buy this $15 sock set. No questions asked.

I have Prime, so I clicked 'Buy Now' on a 30-pack of highlighters. It was a mistake.

The excuse you make up to justify spending money on things you'll never use.

I have Prime, so I bought a bag of chips. It was a choice.

I have Prime. That means I have to buy this $8 subscription to a cooking app I don’t use.

I have Prime. I bought a subscription to a music app. I don’t even like music.

The lie you tell yourself to keep buying stuff even though you know you're broke.

I have Prime so I have to buy this $5 mug. It's a necessity.

I have Prime. I bought a $10 pen. I'm now broke and regretful.

I have Prime. I bought a subscription to a video game. I didn't even play it.