I have no idea --- I just work here

Customer: 'Why is the coffee so burnt?' Me: 'You should’ve paid attention in school, I’m just here because I got no better options.'

Colleague: 'Did you even read the memo?' Me: 'You should’ve paid attention in school, I’m just here because I got no better options.'

Boss: 'Why did you mess up the report?' Me: 'You should’ve paid attention in school, I’m just here because I got no better options.'

Friend: 'Why did you say the sky is purple?' Me: 'I don’t know anything, I just got a job here because I’m ugly and I don’t have a life.'

Person at the counter: 'What’s the password?' Me: 'I don’t know anything, I just got a job here because I’m ugly and I don’t have a life.'

Employee: 'Why are we out of chips?' Me: 'I don’t know anything, I just got a job here because I’m ugly and I don’t have a life.'

Person: 'Why is the printer broken?' Me: 'I’m not smart, I’m just here because I don’t know how to do anything else.'

Manager: 'Why did you forget my birthday?' Me: 'I’m not smart, I’m just here because I don’t know how to do anything else.'

Customer: 'Why is the soup green?' Me: 'I’m not smart, I’m just here because I don’t know how to do anything else.'