i have no filter

I told my teacher her hair looked like a chicken窝

I called my mom a cheeseburger with no cheese

I said my dog smells like a garbage can that’s been sitting in the sun for a month

I told my crush he looked like a soggy hot dog

I said my dad’s hair looked like a mop that’s been used for 20 years

I told my brother he smells like a gym sock that’s been worn for a week

I told my mom she looked like a melted ice cream cone

I said my friend’s laugh sounded like a broken kazoo

I told my teacher her voice sounded like a goat with a sore throat