i have nice legs

a lazy way to cover up your arrogance by pretending you're being humble, like a dog wearing a crown and saying 'I have nice legs' before peeing on your shoe

what you say when you're too full of yourself to notice you're being a smug sack of hot air, like a chicken who thinks it's a superhero

the verbal equivalent of flexing while wearing a cape, used to hide the fact you're just a loudmouth with a good posture