I have kimchi

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When a lady is bleeding out and the stink of kimchi smells like what’s dripping from her
My mom walked into the kitchen and said, 'I have kimchi' like she was about to pass out.
He passed me in the hallway and said, 'I have kimchi' like he was about to die.
At the bus stop, my friend yelled, 'I have kimchi!' like the smell was gonna kill us all.
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When a woman is secretly on her period and the smell of kimchi is like her pants are leaking
She said, 'I have kimchi,' and I knew she was leaking like a broken pipe.
He whispered, 'I have kimchi,' like he was hiding a disaster.
My sister texted me, 'I have kimchi,' and I knew she was about to lose her mind.
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