I have issues

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When you’re too messed up to even know you’re messed up.

"I have issues", said by a guy who just got kicked out of three bars.

"I have issues", written on a bathroom wall after a group of people fought over a free soda.

"I have issues", texted to a friend at 3 a. m. after eating a whole pizza by himself.

The reason you're still single and your ex is married to a goat.

"I have issues", said by a guy who cried during a horror movie and then yelled at the screen.

"I have issues", posted on Facebook after getting fired for eating too much cake.

"I have issues", said to a therapist who just gave up on him.

When your brain is a mess and your hair is a wild animal.

"I have issues", said by a guy who fought with his mom over the last slice of pie.

"I have issues", texted to a friend after eating 10 tacos in one sitting.

"I have issues", said to a doctor who just gave him a pill and a warning.