i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

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I don’t have one. I don’t have two. I don’t have three. We got three tubs of icing because we’re making a cake so big it’ll make the devil cry.

My friend said that cake was going to be legendary.

My cousin ate a whole slice and passed out.

The cake was so big, it had its own zip code.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

I ain’t got one. I ain’t got two. I ain’t got three. We got three tubs of icing because we're making a cake so good, it’ll make heaven jealous.

My aunt tried to eat the whole cake and got stuck in the kitchen.

My dog licked the icing off the table and got into trouble.

The cake was so big, it blocked the sun.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

I have none. Not even one. Not even two. Not even three. We have three tubs of icing because we're making a cake so strong, it'll beat up Santa and his reindeer.

My brother tried to carry the cake and fell down the stairs.

My mom used the cake to bribe the neighbors.

The cake was so big, it took up the whole living room.

by Slangipedia 6d ago