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Your willy’s taking a nap and won’t wake up
My cock went to sleep and won’t get up
I tried to get hard, and my dick said 'no way'
I looked at a hot girl and my pecker said 'I’m not doing this'
I have erectile dysfunction
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Your penis is on strike and won’t come to work
My cock called in sick and won’t come to work
I tried to get it on and my pecker said 'I’m not going today'
My penis is on strike and my brain is confused
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Your cock is so tired it’s taking a vacation
My willy went on vacation and won’t come back
I tried to get hard and my cock said 'I need a break'
My penis took a trip and left me high and dry