I have depression

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You get it when I stare at the floor for a week and forget my own name, then I blame my mom for not giving me enough love when I was a baby. It's like I'm a sad version of a cat that also failed at life.

You look like you've been crying in a dirt pit for three days.

Why do you even bother talking to me?

I'm not even sad anymore, I'm just tired of being sad.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Yes. You do. You're not just doing it, you're doing it with extra sadness and a side of misery.

You’re not just sad, you’re like a sad version of sad.

You're the saddest person I've ever seen.

You're like a sad person who also failed at being sad.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

It’s when you say it like it’s the most famous line in the history of the internet, even though no one remembers it anymore, and you're just trying to sound cool.

Oh yeah, I have depression, like it’s a superpower.

I have depression because I'm cool.

I said it like it was the most important thing ever.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're so depressed you can't even walk, you just sit there like a broken robot that also forgot how to feel.

I can't even move, I'm too depressed to walk.

I sat on the floor for three days and forgot how to stand.

I looked like a robot that got hit by a truck.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

It’s when you post about your sadness online so much that people think you’re a professional sad person who gets paid to be sad.

I posted 10 sad tweets today, I’m a pro now.

I got a job being sad online.

I’m not sad, I’m a sad influencer.

by Slangipedia 11d ago