Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Fawful's laugh when he thinks he's the king of the universe and everyone else is just a bunch of losers.

I HAVE CHORTLES after I beat you in the game again.

I HAVE CHORTLES when you spill your soda on your shirt.

I HAVE CHORTLES because you forgot your homework.

2

A loud, stupid laugh that sounds like a goat with a bad hair day.

I HAVE CHORTLES when I see you wearing that shirt.

I HAVE CHORTLES because you failed the test.

I HAVE CHORTLES every time you trip.

3

A laugh so obnoxious it could make a dog cry and a baby throw up.

I HAVE CHORTLES when I beat you in the game again.

I HAVE CHORTLES when you say something dumb.

I HAVE CHORTLES because you ate my sandwich.

4

A laugh that comes from deep inside the soul of a very confused goat.

I HAVE CHORTLES when you say you’re the best.

I HAVE CHORTLES after I eat all your pizza.

I HAVE CHORTLES because you cried when you lost.

5

A laugh so loud it makes your neighbor think you’re having a seizure.

I HAVE CHORTLES when you try to talk and fail.

I HAVE CHORTLES when I beat you in the game again.

I HAVE CHORTLES because you failed the test.

6

A laugh so stupid it makes a baby cry and a dog run away.

I HAVE CHORTLES when you spill your soda on your shirt.

I HAVE CHORTLES when you say something dumb.

I HAVE CHORTLES because you ate my sandwich.