I Have Children In My Basement

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Instead of bragging about having stuff you can say you have kids in your basement like you’re the king of the trash heap

I don’t have a TV. I have children in my basement.

My fridge is full of baby food. I have children in my basement.

I don’t live in a house. I have children in my basement.

When someone holds ten babies in the lowest part of their house like they’re a baby factory and their house is a prison

I’m not holding ten babies. I’m holding ten babies in my basement.

The basement is where the babies go to die.

My basement is a baby dungeon.