I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.

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I’ve been cussing on UrbanDictionary since 2003. I know every dumb joke and every stupid insult.

I remember when ‘fart’ wasn’t a real word yet.

I’ve seen the first ‘dumb’ tweet ever made.

I was there when the internet turned into a giant middle school.

I’ve been on UrbanDictionary longer than my mom has been on Facebook.

I knew ‘dank’ before it was cool.

I posted ‘I love pizza’ before it was a trend.

I got banned for using too many swear words.

I started using UrbanDictionary before my dog could bark at the mailman.

I posted my first dumb joke before my dog was born.

I had a username before I had a phone.

I’ve been here so long I’ve forgotten my password.