i have arrived

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A fancy way of saying you're late and you don't care

I have arrived... 20 minutes after the party started

I have arrived... because my pizza was taking too long

I have arrived... but I'm still in my pajamas

You think you're important and you're not even on time

I have arrived... and you're still waiting for me

I have arrived... but I'm still eating breakfast

I have arrived... and I'm wearing socks with sandals

A lie you tell to make yourself sound cool

I have arrived... and I'm the best at everything

I have arrived... and I don't need to do my homework

I have arrived... and I'm going to beat you up