I have all of their albums on nothing

You’re saying you have all their albums but you don’t even have a record player. It’s like claiming you eat pizza every day but you’ve never seen cheese.

You’re telling someone you have all their albums but you have nothing. It’s like saying you own a car but you don’t have wheels.

You say you have all their albums but you have nothing. It’s like saying you’re a chef but you’ve never touched a knife.

You brag about having all their albums but you have nothing. It’s like saying you’re rich but you live in a trash can.

You say you have all their albums but you have nothing. It’s like claiming you’re a king but you wear socks.

You’re telling someone you have all their albums but you have nothing. It’s like saying you’re a hero but you can’t even stand up.