I have all

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A guy who’s got more hunnies than a donut shop on a sugar high
Yo, I have all, 10 hunnies and a pizza
He’s got all, I’m just here with a burger and a hope
I have all, and you’re still wearing pajamas
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When someone’s life is smooth like a hot dog in a fryer and they’ve got all the grapes
I have all the grapes, cops just gave me a free donut
She’s got all the grapes, I got a ticket for parking in a fire hydrant
He’s got all the grapes, I’m still in the jail cell next to a guy who smells like a gym sock
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I’ve been through hell and back, you can trust me, I’ve got the burns to prove it
I have all, I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe
Trust me, I have all, I’ve been to hell and back
I have all, I’ve got the burns and the donut receipt
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You say this to your partner when you’re about to get arrested, it’s a love language
I have all, let’s go in
Partner, I have all, we’re going in
I have all, and the cop is already eating my donut
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You kill all your enemies, call your friends, but you dial the wrong number and get the cops
I killed them all, cops showed up and asked for a donut
I have all, cops came and I got a free donut
I killed them all, but I called the cops by accident
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A total roast to a band, like you’ve been through hell and you hate them
I have all, this band is worse than my ex
This band is so bad, I have all
I have all, I’d rather listen to a donut machine
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