i have aids

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People yell this when they’re too scared to have sex with a feminist, like they’re gonna catch cooties or something.

Bro, I have aids, I’m not doing this.

She said I have aids, I ran out of the room.

He said I have aids, I didn’t even know he was a feminist.

This is what you say when you’re stuck in silence and don’t want to think about your life choices.

Silence. I have aids.

I had nothing to say, so I have aids.

The awkward pause was too much. I have aids.

You yell this when you’re trying to avoid talking to someone, like they’re a ghost or a bad memory.

I have aids, I’m not talking to you.

He walked in. I have aids.

She sent me a message. I have aids.

This is what you whisper to your mom when you’re too ashamed to say you have aids, like you failed life.

Mom, I have aids, I’m so embarrassed.

I told my mom I have aids, she cried.

I said I have aids, she said I’m grounded.

This is what you yell at a girl when you think she gave you aids, like you’re the king of the school and she’s the villain.

I have you gave aids idiot, you’re the villain.

He yelled I have you gave aids idiot in the hallway.

She gave me aids, I said I have you gave aids idiot.