i have a wet penis

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I got a soggy wiener and I ain't even ashamed

DM1) I have a wet penis and I'm not even sorry

Tweet: Just walked into a pool with my pants on. I have a wet penis and it's glorious

Text: Bro, I have a wet penis and you're gonna pay for my therapy

My pecker is drenched and I'm not even hiding it

Friend1) My pecker is drenched

Friend2) Why?

Friend1) Because I took a leak in my pants

I’ve got a dripping dong and I’m not even trying

Text: I’ve got a dripping dong and I’m not even trying

DM: My dong is dripping and I’m not even trying to hide it

Tweet: I’m walking down the street with a dripping dong and no one cares