I have a plan

Something you say when you're lying about being a mango harvester in Tahiti and you're actually just a bad decision waiting to happen.

A phrase politicians use when they look like a monster that stepped out of a science experiment and then decided to lie to you.

You just need money, but you’re too lazy to ask for it.

A phrase that usually means the plan is going to be the worst thing that ever happened to you, like Dutch Van Der Linde’s idea to rob a train that he actually failed at.

What women say when they're cheating on you and they don't care that you're sad.

What Tony Stark says before he jumps off a building like a total idiot.