I have a girlfriend

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What a guy says when he’s trying to brag but also hiding the fact that he’s still dating his ex

I have a girlfriend. You’re just a backup plan.

I have a girlfriend. You’re like the second meal at a buffet.

I have a girlfriend. You’re the reason I still have a shower.

A guy’s way of telling you he’s got someone else and you’re just the snack he eats when he’s bored

I have a girlfriend. You’re just the candy I eat during meetings.

I have a girlfriend. You’re like the side dish at a party.

I have a girlfriend. You’re the reason I stay up late on Fridays.

What a guy says to keep you around just in case his girlfriend dumps him

I have a girlfriend. You’re my emergency backup.

I have a girlfriend. You’re my plan B.

I have a girlfriend. You’re my last hope if things go south.