I have a better question: WHY is gamora?

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A Marvel® character who looks like she could beat your mom up and still have time to eat your lunch.

Why is Gamora? She’s the reason your dad’s hair looks like a raccoon’s nest.

Gamora? She’s the only one who could make Thanos cry with a single eye roll.

Gamora’s the reason you’re still doing homework at 10 PM.

A super strong girl who looks like she could kick your ass and still have time to say you’re ugly.

Gamora? She’s the reason your mom doesn’t know what a sandwich is anymore.

Gamora’s the only one who could make Thor blush and still beat him up.

Gamora’s the reason your math teacher is now a villain.

A bad-ass girl who looks like she could take on your whole family and still have time to laugh at your jokes.

Gamora? She’s the reason your dad’s face is now a meme.

Gamora’s the only one who could make Iron Man cry with a single punch.

Gamora’s the reason you’re now the villain in your own story.