I have a baby

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A stupid lie old couples or families use when they have a baby. They think the baby will make everyone do what they want because no one can stand a baby’s face. Most people are too weak to say no.
My mom said I had a baby so I could skip math class. I cried and she let me go.
He used his baby to get out of doing chores. The baby cried so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
She said she had a baby just to get free pizza. It worked.
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A fake reason people use when they have a baby. They know babies are cute and people will do anything for them. Some people are that dumb.
My dad said he had a baby so he could eat ice cream for dinner. It worked.
She told her boss she had a baby so she could leave early. He believed her.
He used a baby to get out of his job. The baby smiled and he quit.
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A lame excuse used when you have a baby. You know babies are adorable, so you use them to get out of stuff. Some people are that easy.
I told my teacher I had a baby so I could go to the park. She let me go.
He said he had a baby so he could skip his homework. It worked.
She said she had a baby so she could stay up late. Her baby was just a pillow.
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