Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I forgot my brain at the mall and now I’m stuck with a bag of chips and a side of confusion

I forgor my lunch and now I’m eating chips for dinner

I forgor my phone and now I’m texting my mom with my finger

I forgor my pants and now I’m wearing my socks to school

2

I remembered my brain just in time to yell at my mom for eating my pizza

I rember my brain right before I threw my math test in the trash

I rember my brain just in time to call my dad and complain about my life

I rember my brain and now I’m arguing with my brother about who has the bigger side

3

I forgot my brain and now I’m just screaming into the void

I forgor my brain and now I’m screaming at my dog

I forgor my brain and now I’m eating cereal for dinner

I forgor my brain and now I’m crying in the hallway

4

I remembered my brain and now I’m ready to take over the world

I rember my brain and now I’m telling my teacher I’m going to be president

I rember my brain and now I’m arguing with my mom about the meaning of life

I rember my brain and now I’m planning my world domination strategy

5

I forgot my brain and now I’m just making up nonsense

I forgor my brain and now I’m telling my dog I’m a wizard

I forgor my brain and now I’m arguing with my math teacher about purple chickens

I forgor my brain and now I’m writing a poem about my shoes

6

I remembered my brain and now I’m ready to fight

I rember my brain and now I’m fighting my brother over the last cookie

I rember my brain and now I’m telling my teacher I’m going to beat up the class clown

I rember my brain and now I’m arguing with my mom about who has the biggest brain