i hate you with the inclination an ape has sex with

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A way of saying I hate you so much it’s like a monkey got hit by a truck while having sex.
I hate you with the inclination an ape has sex with
You’re the reason my monkey died
I wish you had a monkey problem
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Like saying I hate you so bad it’s like a monkey got a ticket for doing it in public.
I hate you like a monkey got fined for having sex
You’re worse than a monkey on a date
I’m that annoyed, I’m gonna get a monkey tattoo
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When you hate someone so much, it’s like a monkey got a second job just to have more sex.
I hate you like a monkey with a side gig
You’re the reason I’m getting a monkey for my birthday
I’m that jealous of your monkey life
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You hate someone so much it’s like a monkey was forced to have sex in a cage.
I hate you like a monkey in a jail cell having sex
You’re the reason my monkey is in prison
I’m that mad, I’m gonna get a monkey lawyer
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Like saying I hate you so much it’s like a monkey got a standing ovation for having sex.
I hate you like a monkey got a standing ovation
You’re the reason I’m getting a monkey for my show
I’m that impressed, I’m gonna get a monkey degree
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You hate someone so much it’s like a monkey was paid to have sex and is now rich.
I hate you like a monkey got a raise
You’re the reason I’m getting a monkey for my money
I’m that envious, I’m gonna get a monkey job
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