I hate Windows!

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The angriest thing a Windows user can say when their computer decides to crash and burn on them. It usually comes with a curse word or two.
'I hate Windows!' I yelled as my laptop turned into a brick.
After my file vanished, I screamed, 'I hate Windows!' into my pillow.
My mom said, 'I hate Windows!' when her computer froze during her favorite show.
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A loud, furious declaration made by anyone who has ever had to reinstall Windows. It’s a cry of pain and betrayal.
'I hate Windows!' he said after spending three hours fixing his computer.
She shouted, 'I hate Windows!' after her screen turned blue.
My brother yelled, 'I hate Windows!' when his game crashed mid-level.
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A common phrase said when Windows does something stupid. It’s not just hate, it’s a full-blown insult.
'I hate Windows!' I said when my computer started acting like it had dementia.
He said, 'I hate Windows!' when his files all disappeared.
My sister screamed, 'I hate Windows!' when her printer decided to quit.
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