I Hate Puppies

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A lazy way to curse when you're too tired to say anything that actually matters. It's like throwing a half-eaten sandwich at a problem.

'I hate puppies' after my boss yelled at me for taking three naps in a row

'I hate puppies' while staring at my broken phone

'I hate puppies' as my dog barfed on my shoes

The go-to phrase for people who don't have the guts to say anything worse. It's like whispering your deepest secret to a wall.

'I hate puppies' during a silent retreat

'I hate puppies' after getting stuck in an elevator with a crying baby

'I hate puppies' while watching your favorite show get canceled

A weak excuse for a swear word. You're just too chicken to say anything that actually sounds bad.

'I hate puppies' after your mom yelled at you for eating the last pizza

'I hate puppies' while your friend told you a terrible joke

'I hate puppies' when your dog ran away with your sock

The saddest kind of swear word. It’s like crying in a quiet room when no one is looking.

'I hate puppies' after your dad forgot your birthday

'I hate puppies' while your cat knocked over your coffee

'I hate puppies' when your phone died during a phone call

The most basic form of hate. It’s like saying you’re mad, but you’re not even mad enough to use real words.

'I hate puppies' after your teacher gave you extra homework

'I hate puppies' when your brother took your video game

'I hate puppies' while your mom made you eat broccoli

A cry for help from people who are too scared to make an actual scene. It’s like yelling into a pillow.

'I hate puppies' after your neighbor’s dog barked all night

'I hate puppies' while your friend told you a joke that wasn’t funny

'I hate puppies' when your dad took your phone away