i hate pizza

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a fake way to say you love pizza but use bad words to cover it up because you're too lazy to admit you're wrong

I hate pizza. It’s the worst thing ever. Except when I eat it. Which is always.

I hate pizza. But I still eat it. Like a dog that loves a treat it just bit.

I hate pizza. But I still buy it. I'm like a junkie who hates the drug.

a lie you tell yourself to avoid the truth that you’re just a pizza-loving slob with no self-respect

I hate pizza. But I still eat it. I’m like a slob who doesn’t know what a slob is.

I hate pizza. But I still order it. I’m like a kid who screams 'I hate candy!' and then eats it all.

I hate pizza. But I still eat it. I'm like a slob who eats pizza with a spoon.

a way to insult pizza without actually caring because you're just mad it's better than you are

I hate pizza. But it's still better than me. I'm like a loser who’s mad the winner is better.

I hate pizza. But it still beats me. I'm like a weakling who can't even beat a cheese pie.

I hate pizza. But I still eat it. I'm like a weakling who eats the thing that beats him.