I hate pickles

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A sneaky way of saying 'I wish I had a shovel and a hole right now.' You say this when someone messes up your plans and you're too mad to think straight.
My mom said 'I hate pickles' when I told her I ate the last of the cake.
He yelled 'I hate pickles' after I spilled coffee on his laptop.
She texted 'I hate pickles' when her dog ate her homework.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A fancy lie that really means 'I want to punch you in the face.' People use it when someone ruins their day and they’re too angry to say it straight.
He said 'I hate pickles' when I broke his phone.
She texted 'I hate pickles' after I told everyone her secret.
My brother shouted 'I hate pickles' when I took his candy.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A dirty trick to say 'I want to kick you out of my house.' You use it when someone does something really stupid and you’re done with them.
My dad said 'I hate pickles' when I told him I failed the test.
She yelled 'I hate pickles' after I took her phone.
He messaged 'I hate pickles' when I spilled soup on his shirt.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A loud way of saying 'I want to hit you with a brick.' People use it when someone does something so dumb it makes them lose their mind.
He said 'I hate pickles' when I broke his glasses.
She texted 'I hate pickles' after I told her crush she was ugly.
My brother screamed 'I hate pickles' when I took his video game.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A big lie that really means 'I want to throw you out the window.' You say it when someone does something so annoying it makes you want to scream.
My mom said 'I hate pickles' when I told her I ate the last of the pizza.
He yelled 'I hate pickles' after I spilled soda on his shirt.
She messaged 'I hate pickles' when I told her dog she was fat.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A loud shout that means 'I want to hit you with a bat.' You say this when someone does something so stupid it makes your brain shut down.
He said 'I hate pickles' when I broke his tablet.
She texted 'I hate pickles' after I told her boss she was a dummy.
My brother shouted 'I hate pickles' when I took his favorite toy.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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