I Hate Models

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A fat kid who thinks he's a DJ and uses the word 'trancy' like it means something.

'I Hate Models is the best DJ ever. He makes techno that sounds like my mom's vacuum cleaner.'

'I Hate Models is just a guy who adds a lot of noise and calls it music.'

'I Hate Models is the only DJ who makes me want to quit techno forever.'

A guy who wears too much eyeliner and thinks he's cool because he plays techno that sounds like a broken machine.

'I Hate Models is the worst DJ. He makes techno that sounds like my dad's old car.'

'I Hate Models is just a guy who adds noise and calls it a track.'

'I Hate Models is the only DJ who makes me want to punch a speaker.'

A man who thinks he's a techno god, but his tracks are just loud and confusing.

'I Hate Models is the worst DJ. His techno is louder than my brother's voice.'

'I Hate Models is just a guy who screams into a microphone and calls it music.'

'I Hate Models is the only DJ who makes me want to throw my headphones out the window.'