I hate men

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A woman's way of screaming into the void that men are the worst things to ever walk the earth
My ex just texted me and asked if I wanted to get back together. I replied, 'I hate men.'
My mom said, 'I hate men,' after my brother tried to steal my fries at McDonald's.
At work, my coworker yelled, 'I hate men!' because her boss gave her a raise and then took it back.
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It's like the female version of a middle finger, but louder and with more swearing
I posted on Twitter, 'I hate men,' after my guy friend tried to flirt with my dog.
My friend texted me, 'I hate men,' because her boyfriend forgot their anniversary for the 10th time.
My sister screamed, 'I hate men!' during a movie because the main character was a guy.
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A woman's way of telling the world that men are the reason she has no hair and no self-esteem
After my boyfriend broke my phone, I sent him a message that said, 'I hate men.'
My friend posted on Facebook, 'I hate men,' because her guy friend called her ugly.
I yelled, 'I hate men!' at my brother when he spilled soda on my shirt.
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