I hate it when a llama named Carl

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When you're the poor guy getting stabbed 37 times by Carl because he had the rumblies and ate your hands like a fat kid eats cookies
I hate it when I get stabbed 37 times by a llama named Carl
Why does Carl always eat my hands?
I’m dead because of a llama named Carl and his rumblies
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When you're the guy who gets stabbed and you're like, 'Why me?' and it's because of a llama named Carl
Why me? Why Carl?
I hate it when I’m the stabbed guy
I don’t want to be stabbed by Carl
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When you're the guy who gets stabbed by a llama named Carl and you're too tired to even care anymore
I hate it when Carl stabs me and I'm too tired to fight back
Stabbed by Carl, no energy left
I'm dead and I didn't even get a cookie
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