Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so turned on you want to chow down a cock but you’re too lazy to say it

I hate happiness because my pants are tight and I can’t explain why

Why is this making me feel like I need to eat a whole chicken

I’m getting a hard-on and I don’t want to talk about it

2

You’re getting a boner but you’re too scared to admit it

I hate happiness because my brain is screaming but my body is saying no

Why is my face red and my thoughts dirty

I’m getting a hard-on and I’m too shy to say it

3

You want to eat a penis but you’re too afraid to say it out loud

I hate happiness because I’m getting a boner and I can’t explain it

Why is my face hot and my brain dirty

I’m getting a hard-on and I’m too scared to say it

4

Your brain is going crazy with lust but you’re too lazy to say it

I hate happiness because my thoughts are dirty but I don’t want to say it

Why is my face red and my brain happy

I’m getting a hard-on and I’m too lazy to explain it

5

You’re getting a boner but you’re too shy to admit it

I hate happiness because I’m getting a hard-on and I don’t want to say it

Why is my face hot and my brain is screaming

I’m getting a boner and I’m too shy to explain it

6

Your body is on fire with lust but your brain is too lazy to say it

I hate happiness because my body is screaming but my brain is lazy

Why is my face red and I can’t explain it

I’m getting a boner and I don’t want to say it