I hate Capitalism

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When you figure out capitalism is just rich people stealing from you and pretending it's fair.

I hate Capitalism because my rent went up again and my paycheck didn't.

My uncle said capitalism is the best thing ever. I threw a pizza at him.

I tried to buy a house. Now I know why they call it capitalism.

When you realize capitalism is just a fancy word for everyone getting screwed over.

I hate Capitalism because I work 60 hours a week and still can't afford a burger.

My teacher said capitalism is great. I failed the test.

I tried to save money. Now I have more debt.

When capitalism makes you so mad you want to punch a stock market chart.

I hate Capitalism because my boss got a raise and I got a warning.

I tried to buy a new phone. Now I have a new debt.

I saw a kid working at McDonald's and I cried.

When capitalism feels like your entire life is just someone else’s math problem.

I hate Capitalism because I’m paying for my brother’s college and I’m still in debt.

My mom said capitalism is the future. I said I’d rather be poor and happy.

I tried to budget. Now I have no idea what money is.

When you're so tired of capitalism you just want to burn the economy down.

I hate Capitalism because I got fired and my rent went up.

My friend got a raise and I got a pink slip.

I tried to save money. Now I can’t even afford coffee.

When capitalism hits you like a truck and you’re still paying for the repairs.

I hate Capitalism because I got a $200 bill for a $100 meal.

My cousin said capitalism is great. I said I’d rather be a billionaire and happy.

I tried to be rich. Now I’m just broke.