Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to scream at someone until they go deaf and you feel good

I hat you so much my voice came out like a broken blender.

I hat you so hard my neighbor called the cops.

I hat you so much I forgot to eat my cereal.

2

to throw a hat at someone like it’s a grenade

I threw my hat at you like it was a grenade and your face was a target.

I hat you so much I used my hat as a missile.

I hat you so much I tossed my hat and it hit your mom.

3

to wish death on someone and then take a nap

I hat you so much I wished you died and then I took a 3-hour nap.

I hat you so much I said ‘die’ and fell asleep on the couch.

I hat you so much I gave you a death wish and then snored at you.

4

to kick someone in the shins with a hat on

I hat you so much I kicked you in the shins with my hat on.

I hat you so much I used my hat as a boot and you cried.

I hat you so much I put my hat on and walked on your shins.

5

to say you hate someone and then eat a whole pizza

I hat you so much I said it and then ate a whole pizza.

I hat you so much I took a bite of pizza and you took a bite of my feelings.

I hat you so much I said it and then devoured my rival’s snack.