i had sexual intercourse with ur mom

I gave your mom a BJ in the principal's office while he was eating a taco and didn't notice

Your mom sat on my face during the school play and screamed when the lights went out

I gave your mom a BJ in the gym while the PE teacher was counting sit-ups and thought it was a new exercise

Your mom came to my house and we did it on the couch while your dad was watching TV and didn't know

Your mom snuck into my room while my mom was on the phone and we did it under the bed

Your mom was in my room while my mom was cooking and we did it on the kitchen table and she didn't know

I told your mom I was gonna beat her up and then I did it and she let me

I said I was gonna kick her out of the house and then I did it and she let me

I told your mom I was gonna make her cry and then I did it and she laughed