i had sex with your mother

My mom said she didn’t remember anything, but I know she lied.

He said he didn’t care, but I saw him check his phone for a picture.

She told her friends it was just a one-time thing... until she called me the next day.

She texted me in the middle of the night saying she missed me.

He laughed at me when I told him, but then he asked if he could do it too.

She called my dad and said I was the best thing that ever happened to her.

He asked if I wanted to see it, and I said no thanks.

She sent me a selfie with a weird smile and said it was proof.

He texted me a picture of his socks and said it was the same thing.