I had one but it died

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A way of saying you had a problem, but it went full corpse and you had to bury it in the trash.
My dog had one but it died. It was a bad day.
My crush had one but it died. I cried in the bathroom.
My mom had one but it died. I got grounded for a week.
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When you had a plan, but it ended up dead, and now you’re stuck with nothing but regret.
I had one but it died. Now I’m stuck with a dead plan and a broken heart.
My project had one but it died. I failed my class.
My pizza had one but it died. I had to eat bread.
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What you say when your problem was real, but it got up and left you in the middle of the night.
I had one but it died. It left me in the middle of the night and I cried.
My job had one but it died. I got fired and I had no money.
My crush had one but it died. It left me with a broken heart.
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You had something, but it died, and now you’re just left with the smell of failure and the taste of shame.
I had one but it died. Now I have failure in my nose and shame in my mouth.
My dream had one but it died. It left me with nothing but regret.
My cat had one but it died. It left me with a dead cat and a broken heart.
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You had a problem, but it was so weak it couldn’t even survive the day.
I had one but it died. It couldn’t even make it to lunch.
My boss had one but it died. He fired me for being weak.
My friend had one but it died. Now I’m the only one left.
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You had something, but it died, and now you’re just left with a bunch of dead ideas and nothing to do.
I had one but it died. Now I have no ideas and nothing to do.
My plan had one but it died. It left me with dead ideas and a broken mind.
My game had one but it died. Now I have no life.
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