I had an erection

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I had an erection like a hot dog at a food truck, and then it went flat when I found out it was just a free sample.

I had an erection when I saw the movie trailer. Then I saw the actual movie. I was like, 'What the hell is this?'

I had an erection when my friend said he got a promotion. Then I found out he got a promotion to the same job.

I had an erection when I got the invite. Then I saw the venue. It was a park. In the rain.

I had an erection like a balloon animal, and then it popped when the thing I was waiting for was total garbage.

I had an erection when my girlfriend said she was coming over. Then she showed up with her mom and her dog.

I had an erection when I got the email. Then I read it. It was from my boss.

I had an erection when I saw the pizza. Then it was cold and covered in pickles.

I had an erection like a fire truck, and then it turned to a fizzle when the thing I was excited about was a total joke.

I had an erection when my friend said he was going to beat his high score. Then he got a low score.

I had an erection when the teacher said we had a pop quiz. Then I realized it was on the stuff I forgot.

I had an erection when I saw the coupon. Then I realized it was only for one item.