I had a meal

A message so basic and bland it makes your brain go numb. It's like the artist threw up a sentence and called it dinner.

A message so weak it's like the artist forgot to put pants on before sending it. It's just a sentence waiting for a punchline that never comes.

A message so plain it's like the artist used a thesaurus for people who hate words. Just a simple sentence with no flair, no drama, no nothing.