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When you say you had a buddy who did something stupid, you’re basically saying that buddy is the reason you’re still alive and not in jail. Your buddy is a legend, a myth, and probably a dead man who came back to haunt you.
My buddy once ate a whole pizza in one bite and then cried because it was too good.
My buddy once fought three cops in a bowling alley and won.
My buddy once tried to build a rocket out of duct tape and a microwave.