I had a buddy who...

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When you say you had a buddy who did something stupid, you’re basically saying that buddy is the reason you’re still alive and not in jail. Your buddy is a legend, a myth, and probably a dead man who came back to haunt you.
My buddy once ate a whole pizza in one bite and then cried because it was too good.
My buddy once fought three cops in a bowling alley and won.
My buddy once tried to build a rocket out of duct tape and a microwave.
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You say you had a buddy who did something crazy, and that buddy is the reason you’re still friends with him. He’s a fool, but a good one. He’ll do anything, even if it means dying in a ditch.
My buddy once jumped into a lake full of piranhas and came out with a tattoo.
My buddy once tried to run away from the police by riding a goat.
My buddy once swallowed a bet and got stuck with a lifetime of chicken nuggets.
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You say you had a buddy who did something so dumb, it’s almost smart. That buddy is the reason you still talk to him. He’s a nobody, but he’s your nobody, and he’s the best nobody you’ll ever have.
My buddy once tried to speak to a dog and got bit by a whole pack.
My buddy once tried to be a superhero and got stuck in a traffic jam.
My buddy once tried to sing a song in a karaoke bar and made the bar shut down.
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