I H8 metallica

I H8 metallica. They’re like my dad’s bad hair day.

Their music is so loud, it sounds like my dad screaming at the grocery store.

If Metallica was a food, it’d be a soggy pizza that fell on the floor.

I H8 metallica. They’re like my dad’s hangover on a Tuesday.

Their songs are so bad, they made my dad lose his job.

If Metallica was a sport, it’d be my dad playing chess with a blindfold on.

I H8 metallica. They’re like my dad’s dog after getting hit by a car.

Their music is so bad, it scared my dad’s dog into hiding.

If Metallica was a movie, it’d be my dad’s dog watching a horror film in a dark room.