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A self-absorbed piece of trash who thinks the whole world revolves around them and everyone else is just a background actor in their life.
Bro, I don’t care if the whole class is dying, I’m still going to text my ex 10 times before class starts.
I skipped breakfast to eat cereal at 3 PM because my hair wasn’t perfect.
He didn’t even notice the fire because he was too busy texting his mom about his hair.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A person who’s so selfish they can’t even imagine anyone else being happy. They think the world should stop just so they can keep being the center of attention.
I didn’t get the last slice of pizza because I was too busy crying about my failed math test.
She threw the party because she wanted to be the life of the party, not because anyone asked her to.
He ruined the whole game because he was too busy talking about how he’s the best at everything.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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That weird Canadian who thinks he’s the only one who deserves to be noticed, and will hold doors open for you even if you're a thousand miles away. He’s like a lost ghost who’s also obsessed with windows and walls.
That guy held the door open for me in the middle of the desert and just stared at me like I was the last person on Earth.
He opened the door for me even though I was already walking through it.
He stood in the hallway for 10 minutes just to look at a wall.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A person who acts like they’re the only one who matters and if they can’t have something, they’ll destroy it just to make sure no one else can have it either. They’re like a toddler who throws a tantrum when they don’t get their way.
He smashed the keyboard because he didn’t get the new laptop.
She trashed the whole office because her coffee was too hot.
He deleted all the files because he didn’t get the promotion.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you know someone in a weird or illegal job and you use them like a cheat code to solve your problems. You don’t even care if they’re real or not, you just want to look cool.
My uncle is a hitman and he can kill anyone for $500.
I know a guy who can hack into any bank account just to get free pizza.
My cousin is a spy and he can get you out of any trouble.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you know someone in a specific field and you use them to get out of trouble or to get something done. It’s like having a superpower that only you know about.
My brother works at the police station and he can get me out of any trouble.
My mom is a teacher and she can give me extra credit just for being cool.
My cousin is a lawyer and he can get me out of jail for free.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When someone makes up a fake story about someone they know to sound cool or funny. It’s like lying to make themselves look good, but they don’t even care if it’s true.
My friend’s brother is a famous actor and he’s been in every movie ever made.
My cousin works at the White House and he can get you a presidential pet.
My neighbor’s dad is a superhero who fights crime every night.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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