I grew a cabbage today

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The dumbest way to begin a conversation. You’re basically begging for someone to punch you.

I grew a cabbage today. What even is life?

I grew a cabbage today. You’re either high or you hate me.

I grew a cabbage today. I don’t know why I said that.

A trashy way to say hello. It’s like you’re proud of your own stupidity.

I grew a cabbage today. Why are you still talking to me?

I grew a cabbage today. I swear I didn’t mean to be annoying.

I grew a cabbage today. I’m not even sure what I did.

The worst kind of icebreaker. You sound like a confused toddler.

I grew a cabbage today. Are you going to answer me or not?

I grew a cabbage today. I feel like I just wasted my breath.

I grew a cabbage today. This is the worst thing I’ve ever done.

The most idiotic way to greet someone. You’re basically saying you’re a lost cause.

I grew a cabbage today. I don’t even know why I said that.

I grew a cabbage today. You’re either confused or you’re mad.

I grew a cabbage today. I’m giving up on this conversation.

A terrible way to start a conversation. It’s like you’re trying to be funny and failing.

I grew a cabbage today. You’re not even trying to be funny.

I grew a cabbage today. I’m not even sure I’m still talking to you.

I grew a cabbage today. This is the worst start to a conversation ever.

The most absurd thing you can say to someone. It’s like you have no idea what you’re doing.

I grew a cabbage today. I have no idea why I said that.

I grew a cabbage today. You’re either weird or you’re dead.

I grew a cabbage today. I’m giving up on life.