I gotta step outside

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1
What a person says when they gotta go outside and let out a big one that smells like old socks and regret.
I gotta step outside and take a dump that could knock out a horse.
My pants are about to explode. I gotta step outside.
I gotta step outside before I start crying from the smell.
2
When someone needs to leave the room to do their business and it’s like a war zone out there.
I gotta step outside because my intestines are on strike.
The bathroom is full. I gotta step outside and do my business in the hallway.
I gotta step outside before I turn into a human smelly sock.
3
A fancy way of saying I need to go outside and do my business like a king.
I gotta step outside and do my business like I own the place.
I’m not just going outside, I’m going outside like a king.
I gotta step outside and take a dump that’s so good, it’s legendary.
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