I gotta piss like a wounded Jap

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What someone says when they need to pee so bad it feels like a Japanese soldier got run over by a tank and is trying to pee through a broken leg.

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap, I’m about to lose my mind.

He said he had to piss like a wounded Jap, and he really meant it.

I was on the toilet for three hours, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap.

When you're so desperate to pee you think you're the last Japanese soldier left on the island and you're gonna die with a full bladder.

She yelled, 'I gotta piss like a wounded Jap, I’m not holding it anymore!'

He said he had to go so bad he felt like a wounded Jap in a war zone.

My dog was barking at me like I was a wounded Jap with a full bladder.

When you have to pee so bad it’s like a Japanese soldier got shot, dropped his rifle, and is still trying to pee through the pain.

'I gotta piss like a wounded Jap,' he said, and I believed him.

She ran out of the room like a wounded Jap with a full bladder.

He was so desperate, he said he had to piss like a wounded Jap and was going to die if he didn’t.