i gotta make crappers

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when your guts are screaming and your pants are about to explode because you’ve been sitting in traffic for so long you’re almost ready to throw up on the guy next to you.

I gotta make crappers before I lose my lunch.

This traffic is making me more constipated than my ex.

If I don’t poop now, I’m gonna poop in the car.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

when your bowels are doing a tap dance and you’re begging the road to end so you can finally get some relief.

I’m not crying, I’m just making crappers.

This traffic is like a cruel joke from my bowels.

I’d rather get a tattoo than sit here any longer.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

when you’re so desperate to poop that you’re willing to yell at a traffic jam like it’s your ex.

I’m gonna poop or I’m gonna yell at this car.

This traffic is the worst thing since my last crapper.

If I don’t get out of here, I’m gonna poop in the front seat.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

when you’re so full you feel like a balloon and you’re ready to pop if you don’t get to a bathroom soon.

I’m like a balloon about to burst.

If I don’t poop, I’m gonna explode.

This traffic is making me feel like a hot dog in a steamer.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

when your stomach is doing the cha-cha and you’re ready to dance your way out of this traffic.

My stomach is cha-cha-ing me to death.

If I don’t poop, I’m gonna cha-cha my way out of this car.

This traffic has me dancing my guts out.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

when your insides are doing a wrestling match and you’re begging the road to end so you can finally win.

My insides are wrestling and I’m losing.

If I don’t poop, I’m gonna lose this match.

This traffic is like a wrestling match I don’t want to win.

by Slangipedia 2d ago