I gotta go use the mathroom

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A lie that a friend tells when they need to go pee, but they say it like they're doing a complicated math test. No one gets why they made it so fancy.
I gotta go use the mathroom, bro. I swear I'm gonna fail if I don't.
Why did you say mathroom? You're just going to pee.
He said mathroom like he was solving the universe.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When someone says they're going to the mathroom, it's just a fancy way of saying they're going to pee. No one knows why they bother.
I gotta go use the mathroom. I can't hold it anymore.
He said mathroom like it was a secret code.
Why can't you just say bathroom? You're making it sound hard.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A stupid excuse that your friend makes when they have to go pee, but they say it like it's some kind of math problem. It's annoying.
I gotta go use the mathroom. It's a problem I can't solve.
He said mathroom like he was doing calculus in his head.
Why does he always say mathroom? It's just a bathroom!
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a friend says they're going to the mathroom, it's just a way to say they're going to pee. But they make it sound like they're solving a mystery.
I gotta go use the mathroom. It's like a mystery I have to solve.
He says mathroom like it's a secret place.
Why does he make it sound like he's going to a math class?
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A dumb way of saying you're going to pee, but you say it like you're doing something important. It's ridiculous.
I gotta go use the mathroom. It's a big deal, okay?
He said mathroom like it was the most important thing.
Why can't you just say bathroom? It's so dumb.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a friend says they need to go to the mathroom, it's just a way of saying they need to go pee. But they make it sound like they're doing something fancy.
I gotta go use the mathroom. It's like I'm doing a fancy thing.
He said mathroom like he was going to a math competition.
Why does he say mathroom? It's just a bathroom!
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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